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Dan Aykroyd Isn't Going to Die, He's Leaving on a Spaceship

How I Met My New Best Friends at the Dog Park

If You Haven't Built an Irish Pub In Your Basement, Do You Even Love Your Dad?

Ron Jeremy Thinks He and Anne Frank Have a Lot in Common, and He's Not Kidding

Are Today's Actors Up to Snuff?

Why "The Empire Strikes Back" Hits Harder in Middle Age

"There’s an Understanding Between People Who Lost a Parent"

How Ron Jeremy Became the "Be Like Mike" Sex Icon for Lonely Dudes

Post-Punk Dildos and Sex Tips from Anteaters

Ron Jeremy’s Life is the Greek Tragedy of White Male Exceptionalism

The Japanese Were Fearless in Their Pursuit of Fried Chicken

Is DNA the Reason I’m So Damn Cheap?

"Everyone Thinks I'm Nuts"

My Kid Hates Baseball and it Baffles Me

It Takes Years For a Monkey to Learn How to Empty an Ashtray

Day Drinking in Detroit with Kid Rock's Guitarist and a Blind Guy in a Lizard Mask

Four Ways to Ruin an Interview With Woody Harrelson

You're Never Too Old to Weep Over the Dead Horse in NeverEnding Story

The Secret to Rock n’ Roll Survival is a Bugs Bunny Cartoon

I Got a Colonoscopy So You Don’t Have To (Kidding, You Totally Have To)

"I Didn’t Know Anyone Who Looked Like Steven Tyler"

Sail On

"There’s Something about Hearing That F**king Needle Hit"

Maybe Baby Needs to Be in a Corner

Zombies Don't Eat Brains

22 Gen X Movies That Explain All of My Relationship Problems

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