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The Most Oblivious People Are Often the Happiest

The Joy (and Terror) of Going to Lollapalooza with My Teenage Son

What's the Deal with the Hulk’s Magical Purple Pants?

The Cure Is the Best Soundtrack for Middle Age

More Information Than You Requested about Burt Reynold's Tallywacker

O Dandy, Where Art Thou?

Isabella Rossellini Does Not Want You to Have Sex with Animals

Where Are the Shrinking Rays We Were Promised?

Mike Ditka vs. a Hurricane: The Shocking Outcome (According to Ditka)

Ashtray Floors, Dirty Clothes, and Filthy Jokes

"We're Never Reuniting," said the Band Currently on Tour

Why "Friends" Still Matters

Plucking and F**king

I Was (Almost) a Middle-Aged Strip Club DJ

Bryan Cranston Was a Carnie

The Heart is a Lonely Ventriloquist

If Your Castle Turrets Don’t Have Monkeys, What Are You Even Doing?

Paul Is Dead and I’m Okay with That

Richard Simmons Died with 400 Pairs of Dolfin shorts

In Defense of Popeye, a Movie Masterpiece

Sex Tents, White House Bondage, and Codpiece Crabs

How to Start Your Own Country

"You Can’t Rock Out with Flabby Thighs"

Where Are All the Good Songs About Dads?

"Life is a Bitch for Everybody"

This Trombone Kills Fascists

The Record That Inspired Lollapalooza

Everything's Bigfoot in Texas

Music Is Your Superpower

Can a Burger Taste Like Heavy Metal?

Talking about Dead Friends with Ethan Hawke

Mama's Got a Squeezebox

What Merle Haggard Learned from the Train Hobos

An Open Letter to Amy and Brian about Their Lost Lionel Richie Record

Finding Your Future in a Camelot Music Five-Dollar Bargain Bin

The World Is Doomed, Let's Play Ball!

Would You Let This Man Give You a Tracheotomy?

St. Patrick's Day Is for Day Drinking and Crying About Our Dads

Marisa Dabice Stole Karen O's Microphone (And She'd Do It Again)

Melancholy is the Happiness of Being Sad

Never Listen to a Record in the Ghetto While Chewing Gum

How to Attract Women Like a Guitar Player (Without Playing the Guitar)

Mojo Nixon on Being Loud, Fast, and Full of S**t!

Where Have You Gone, Soy Bomb?

Listening to John Coltrane on Acid on a Hot Summer Day

Over-Caffeinated, Under-Sexed, and Very, Very Clean

Paul Rudd's Son Loves the Billy Joel Song "Zanzibar" Because Of Course He Does

Naked, Drunk, and Very Tired

Will Oldham, Who May Have Briefly Been a Pirate, Thinks Keith Richards Is Not a Pirate

The Blues Is (Still) Number One!

How Devo's Mark Mothersbaugh Was Tricked Into Buying the Wrong Beatles Record

Driving Around Chicago with a Trunk Full of Dead Dogs

Are We Not David Bowie?

Looking for My Grandfather in "Empty Bed Blues"