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The Most Oblivious People Are Often the Happiest
The Joy (and Terror) of Going to Lollapalooza with My Teenage Son
What's the Deal with the Hulk’s Magical Purple Pants?
The Cure Is the Best Soundtrack for Middle Age
More Information Than You Requested about Burt Reynold's Tallywacker
Isabella Rossellini Does Not Want You to Have Sex with Animals
Where Are the Shrinking Rays We Were Promised?
Mike Ditka vs. a Hurricane: The Shocking Outcome (According to Ditka)
Ashtray Floors, Dirty Clothes, and Filthy Jokes
"We're Never Reuniting," said the Band Currently on Tour
I Was (Almost) a Middle-Aged Strip Club DJ
The Heart is a Lonely Ventriloquist
If Your Castle Turrets Don’t Have Monkeys, What Are You Even Doing?
Paul Is Dead and I’m Okay with That
Richard Simmons Died with 400 Pairs of Dolfin shorts
In Defense of Popeye, a Movie Masterpiece
Sex Tents, White House Bondage, and Codpiece Crabs
"You Can’t Rock Out with Flabby Thighs"
Where Are All the Good Songs About Dads?
"Life is a Bitch for Everybody"
The Record That Inspired Lollapalooza
Can a Burger Taste Like Heavy Metal?
Talking about Dead Friends with Ethan Hawke
What Merle Haggard Learned from the Train Hobos
An Open Letter to Amy and Brian about Their Lost Lionel Richie Record
Finding Your Future in a Camelot Music Five-Dollar Bargain Bin
The World Is Doomed, Let's Play Ball!
Would You Let This Man Give You a Tracheotomy?
St. Patrick's Day Is for Day Drinking and Crying About Our Dads
Marisa Dabice Stole Karen O's Microphone (And She'd Do It Again)
Melancholy is the Happiness of Being Sad
Never Listen to a Record in the Ghetto While Chewing Gum
How to Attract Women Like a Guitar Player (Without Playing the Guitar)
Mojo Nixon on Being Loud, Fast, and Full of S**t!
Where Have You Gone, Soy Bomb?
Listening to John Coltrane on Acid on a Hot Summer Day
Over-Caffeinated, Under-Sexed, and Very, Very Clean
Paul Rudd's Son Loves the Billy Joel Song "Zanzibar" Because Of Course He Does
Will Oldham, Who May Have Briefly Been a Pirate, Thinks Keith Richards Is Not a Pirate
The Blues Is (Still) Number One!
How Devo's Mark Mothersbaugh Was Tricked Into Buying the Wrong Beatles Record